so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day e announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT IM UNFOLLOWING YOU HAHA BACK TO 99 and unfollowed him so my teacher leaned in really close to him and said “i’ve got 99 followers but a bitch ain’t one”
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition
You are the future.